A game of theological naval combat, dedicated to Bishop Justin of the Saint Paul Area Synod, ELCA — newly elected to the episcopate, as was foretold a decade ago.
"I Voted for Justin" — 2026
Opposition temperament:
They fire at random and feel a little bad about it.
Choose your enemy, Bishop:
The Calvinist Armada
Grey ships. Predetermined loss. They already knew they were going to lose — they just haven’t admitted it yet.
The Roman Catholic Navy
Gilded, enormous, seven sacrament-class vessels. The Lutheran fleet defeated them once. This is round two.